What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:07
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
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No, not a chance
Still no good
---what are the things which shouldnt be glorified but they are ---
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No go.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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